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Upset Stomach

by Upset Stomach

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slackbowl Short & sweet. Listen to it & buy it –

It's charming, fun, noisy & a lovely way to spend 40 minutes and contains the best song about the log flume ever.

…more power to Upset Stomach. This is great.

Favorite track: Lost Love.
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Beats To The Bar This is possibly the best debut album released last year. Like Bis and Bearsuit with Ariel Pink weirdness! Live video here: youtu.be/A0daetRtGR0 Favorite track: Spilt Milk.
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1.
(seance) 01:30
2.
Lost Love 05:52
Adventure holiday, Heartbroken romantic getaway I’m searching crowds Always looking never found Wait In line wish I could turn back time And see you on the jetty The last thing I recall was I lost you on the log flume So I went home to our cats Now it’s seventeen years later When are you coming back? I still wear the plastic poncho And update your facebook stats Now it’s seventeen years later When are you coming back? It’s not the same I keep calling the cats your name You’ve got a letter from BT I won’t be able to watch TV Are you dead? Were you only alive in my head? I made a ‘lost’ sign, I plaster it up all the time “Lost love at a theme park: Last seen on the flume After seventeen years of waiting My love’s not come back home” I lost you on the log flume And I went home to our cats Now it’s seventeen years later You’re never coming back Alton Towers Drayton Manor Alton Towers Drayton Manor Alton Towers Drayton Manor
3.
Miss Honey 03:42
Miss Honey’s the teacher I like best But although she likes me I’m still depressed Because this new girl came and took my place All my chalk notes have been erased Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey change your mind I was your model student, number one Until that bitch Matilda’s reign begun She Wormwooded her way into our class An apple a day for my bleeding heart Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey change your mind She’s great at maths and she’s read a lot But what can you see in that little swot? I’ve been revising for weeks just to impress you Now you’ll never notice what I do Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey change your mind I’d do anything to show you your mistake - Just call me Bruce and give me cake But I’ll forgive you, you know I will We can rollerskate over Miss Trunchbull Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey change your mind Miss Honey wouldn’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Oh Miss Honey be my Mummy Oh I love her, why isn’t she my mother? Matilda’s a bitch, Matilda’s a bitch, I told her Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey won’t adopt me Miss Honey change your mind
4.
Spilt Milk 02:12
I’ve been crying now for hours over spilt milk I can hardly recommend it even to myself Both slowly sink into the carpet, that can’t be helped Wiping up my washy wishes over someone else Look into my eyes You can only see the whites Looking at my phone You didn’t call all night Crying over spilt milk Crying over spilt milk But it’s no use no use no use no I’ve been circling the drain since you’ve had enough To clear the mess away would be giving up My shrine of broken glass makes me think too much Your excuses and my carpet just won’t wash Look into my eyes You can only see the whites Looking at my phone You didn’t call all night Crying over spilt milk Crying over spilt milk But it’s no use no use no use no Crying over Crying over Crying over Spilt milk
5.
Lovebite 02:49
Felt how you leant against my leg Your reflection in beer-stained table Want to see your legs under your dress And the rest if I am able Eating off your plate dip in your sauces Your dismal pub selection And as we smile and chat We’re both aware of my erection It was lust at first love bite It was just for those nights Grabbed by the hand we’re out the elevator Heading for the toilet Spending nights alone wildly wishing Have to hope that I won’t spoil this No bra, you press against the door Sliding slowly from your dress Thought we heard someone knocking So we laughing held our breath It was lust at first love bite It was just for those nights Why don’t you call me on the phone when you know that I am waiting? Why don’t you look me in the eye when you feel my legs are shaking? Could’ve sworn there was something more Half naked on the bathroom floor Those nights we spent together walking Holding hands, making out, talking It was lust at first love bite It was just for those nights It was lust at first love bite It was just for those nights
6.
Not Yet 04:04
You can underline horoscopes and clip out star maps But prediction won’t help you to change the past And you’ll never know how I feel when I’m thinking of you And you’ll never know what I think when I feel like you Someday you’ll realise (My palmist told me so) I think I’ll give up But not yet I consulted a sooth-sayer to see if you loved me back But the prediction was just my face covered in ash I wish I could turn back years at a time So I’d never have to learn that you’d never be mine You were always at The Axe when I tried to call And I wrote you love letters and your mum read them all I sent you fortune cookies with our future love story And you sent me a sext but it wasn’t meant for me Someday you’ll realise (My palmist told me so) I think I’ll give up Oh, someday you’ll realise (My palmist told me so) I think I’ll give up But not yet I wish I could turn back years at a time So I’d never have to learn that you’d never be mine But not yet
7.
(pillar) 01:28
8.
Lonely 4 U 06:07
My legs feel sweet sliding smoothly under sheets But oh but oh Lonely for you And it’s a charm to be wrapped in someone’s arms But oh but oh Lonely for you Lonely for you Oh, I’m so lonely dear For only you My thigh feels firm when it’s pressed on something warm But oh but oh lonely for you My neck feels soft when my clothing’s taken off But oh but oh Lonely for you Lonely for you Oh, I’m so lonely dear For only you My lips feel neat blowing kisses in the street But oh but oh Lonely for you My wrists feel nice when I’m trussed up and they’re tied But oh but oh Lonely for you Lonely for you Oh, I’m so lonely dear For only you My hands feel clean as they’re pressed on window screens But oh but oh Lonely for you My tits feel good when I’m bent over the hood But oh but oh Lonely for you I’d trade all these other guys For just one look into your eyes I’d trade all the other girls If your hand was mine to hold Lonely for you Oh I’m so lonely, dear For only you
9.
Well I missed my ex-girlfriend so I gave her a ring Tried to look in through her window couldn’t see anything She snuck right up behind me said she’d call the police So I panicked then I hit her until she was deceased I got a brainwave to reanimate Shelley my ex-lover so she’d reciprocate I dragged her down to my laboratory It’s nice to come home to her waiting for me NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED The diagnosis was murder but she’s still alive my sexy undead ex is partly revived and although the operation had a few mistakes we’re soul mating dating death every day she awakes Flaming red hair and lust in her eyes But it gets tricky kissing cos she’s covered in flies I was never into necromancy before that day It’s amazing who knew what I’d do to get laid NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED The dent in her head doesn’t affect her brain But she still cannot go out in the rain Our house is full of incense and many air glades The furniture gets smelly if she’s inside for days We often go on moonlit midnight drives And laughing reminisce about when she was alive People stare a lot but that can’t be helped They would understand if they knew how I felt NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED She’s got milky white eyes and she loves me so A cop came over quizzing questions but he’ll never know This reported missing girl isn’t missing her heart And now our romance has a brand new start Now I know she’ll never ever walk out the door It’s Mary and Shelley forever more Mary and Shelley forever more Mary and Shelley forever more
10.
You Probably 04:13
Joined a cult to make you notice me I’ll sell you my soul at level three I’m not sure if there’s a deity Just know it’s better when you’re with me My tarot cards are all aligned I spend my day making shrines What does your future hold? I’m already sad and old You probably Wouldn’t understand this reference And you wouldn’t Even hold my hand at a séance Reading a book of astrology I circle constellations randomly I point out stars in the night air The ones I highlight are never there Like a cat and I’m feeling nauseous I’m always more curious than cautious You probably Wouldn’t understand this reference And you wouldn’t Even hold my hand at a séance You probably Wouldn’t understand this reference And you wouldn’t Even hold my hand at a séance Ask your spirit guide for tips on how to make you miss me more Now I spend my days resetting crystal balls of ancient lore Shoes sadly missing mystic symbols up my arm Waiting to show you the piety of my heavenly charm Holding a séance won’t bring back your innocence Burying crystals won’t bring me romance What does your future hold?

about

All songs written and recorded by Upset Stomach.

Drums at Pulse Studios, everything else in various cupboards, attics and mansions.
Edited, mixed and mastered by Lance Wyoming.

"Lonely 4 U" contains the added choral delights of Dan McGrath and Mike Rice.

Music video for You Probably is available to watch online here:
youtu.be/l4WA_4AvL7Y

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released August 20, 2018

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