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(seance)
01:30
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2. |
Lost Love
05:52
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Adventure holiday,
Heartbroken romantic getaway
I’m searching crowds
Always looking never found
Wait
In line wish I could turn back time
And see you on the jetty
The last thing I recall was
I lost you on the log flume
So I went home to our cats
Now it’s seventeen years later
When are you coming back?
I still wear the plastic poncho
And update your facebook stats
Now it’s seventeen years later
When are you coming back?
It’s not the same
I keep calling the cats your name
You’ve got a letter from BT
I won’t be able to watch TV
Are you dead? Were you only alive in my head?
I made a ‘lost’ sign,
I plaster it up all the time
“Lost love at a theme park:
Last seen on the flume
After seventeen years of waiting
My love’s not come back home”
I lost you on the log flume
And I went home to our cats
Now it’s seventeen years later
You’re never coming back
Alton Towers
Drayton Manor
Alton Towers
Drayton Manor
Alton Towers
Drayton Manor
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3. |
Miss Honey
03:42
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Miss Honey’s the teacher I like best
But although she likes me I’m still depressed
Because this new girl came and took my place
All my chalk notes have been erased
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey change your mind
I was your model student, number one
Until that bitch Matilda’s reign begun
She Wormwooded her way into our class
An apple a day for my bleeding heart
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey change your mind
She’s great at maths and she’s read a lot
But what can you see in that little swot?
I’ve been revising for weeks just to impress you
Now you’ll never notice what I do
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey change your mind
I’d do anything to show you your mistake -
Just call me Bruce and give me cake
But I’ll forgive you, you know I will
We can rollerskate over Miss Trunchbull
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey change your mind
Miss Honey wouldn’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Oh Miss Honey be my Mummy
Oh I love her, why isn’t she my mother?
Matilda’s a bitch, Matilda’s a bitch, I told her
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey won’t adopt me
Miss Honey change your mind
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4. |
Spilt Milk
02:12
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I’ve been crying now for hours over spilt milk
I can hardly recommend it even to myself
Both slowly sink into the carpet, that can’t be helped
Wiping up my washy wishes over someone else
Look into my eyes
You can only see the whites
Looking at my phone
You didn’t call all night
Crying over spilt milk
Crying over spilt milk
But it’s no use no use no use no
I’ve been circling the drain since you’ve had enough
To clear the mess away would be giving up
My shrine of broken glass makes me think too much
Your excuses and my carpet just won’t wash
Look into my eyes
You can only see the whites
Looking at my phone
You didn’t call all night
Crying over spilt milk
Crying over spilt milk
But it’s no use no use no use no
Crying over
Crying over
Crying over
Spilt milk
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5. |
Lovebite
02:49
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Felt how you leant against my leg
Your reflection in beer-stained table
Want to see your legs under your dress
And the rest if I am able
Eating off your plate dip in your sauces
Your dismal pub selection
And as we smile and chat
We’re both aware of my erection
It was lust at first love bite
It was just for those nights
Grabbed by the hand we’re out the elevator
Heading for the toilet
Spending nights alone wildly wishing
Have to hope that I won’t spoil this
No bra, you press against the door
Sliding slowly from your dress
Thought we heard someone knocking
So we laughing held our breath
It was lust at first love bite
It was just for those nights
Why don’t you call me on the phone when you know that I am waiting?
Why don’t you look me in the eye when you feel my legs are shaking?
Could’ve sworn there was something more
Half naked on the bathroom floor
Those nights we spent together walking
Holding hands, making out, talking
It was lust at first love bite
It was just for those nights
It was lust at first love bite
It was just for those nights
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6. |
Not Yet
04:04
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You can underline horoscopes and clip out star maps
But prediction won’t help you to change the past
And you’ll never know how I feel when I’m thinking of you
And you’ll never know what I think when I feel like you
Someday you’ll realise
(My palmist told me so)
I think I’ll give up
But not yet
I consulted a sooth-sayer to see if you loved me back
But the prediction was just my face covered in ash
I wish I could turn back years at a time
So I’d never have to learn that you’d never be mine
You were always at The Axe when I tried to call
And I wrote you love letters and your mum read them all
I sent you fortune cookies with our future love story
And you sent me a sext but it wasn’t meant for me
Someday you’ll realise
(My palmist told me so)
I think I’ll give up
Oh, someday you’ll realise
(My palmist told me so)
I think I’ll give up
But not yet
I wish I could turn back years at a time
So I’d never have to learn that you’d never be mine
But not yet
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7. |
(pillar)
01:28
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8. |
Lonely 4 U
06:07
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My legs feel sweet sliding smoothly under sheets
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
And it’s a charm to be wrapped in someone’s arms
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
Lonely for you
Oh, I’m so lonely dear
For only you
My thigh feels firm when it’s pressed on something warm
But oh but oh lonely for you
My neck feels soft when my clothing’s taken off
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
Lonely for you
Oh, I’m so lonely dear
For only you
My lips feel neat blowing kisses in the street
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
My wrists feel nice when I’m trussed up and they’re tied
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
Lonely for you
Oh, I’m so lonely dear
For only you
My hands feel clean as they’re pressed on window screens
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
My tits feel good when I’m bent over the hood
But oh but oh
Lonely for you
I’d trade all these other guys
For just one look into your eyes
I’d trade all the other girls
If your hand was mine to hold
Lonely for you
Oh I’m so lonely, dear
For only you
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9. |
Mary & Shelley
04:58
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Well I missed my ex-girlfriend so I gave her a ring
Tried to look in through her window couldn’t see anything
She snuck right up behind me said she’d call the police
So I panicked then I hit her until she was deceased
I got a brainwave to reanimate
Shelley my ex-lover so she’d reciprocate
I dragged her down to my laboratory
It’s nice to come home to her waiting for me
NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED
The diagnosis was murder but she’s still alive
my sexy undead ex is partly revived
and although the operation had a few mistakes we’re
soul mating dating death every day she awakes
Flaming red hair and lust in her eyes
But it gets tricky kissing cos she’s covered in flies
I was never into necromancy before that day
It’s amazing who knew what I’d do to get laid
NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED
The dent in her head doesn’t affect her brain
But she still cannot go out in the rain
Our house is full of incense and many air glades
The furniture gets smelly if she’s inside for days
We often go on moonlit midnight drives
And laughing reminisce about when she was alive
People stare a lot but that can’t be helped
They would understand if they knew how I felt
NOW SHE’S DEAD BUT STILL NOT BURIED
She’s got milky white eyes and she loves me so
A cop came over quizzing questions but he’ll never know
This reported missing girl isn’t missing her heart
And now our romance has a brand new start
Now I know she’ll never ever walk out the door
It’s Mary and Shelley forever more
Mary and Shelley forever more
Mary and Shelley forever more
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10. |
You Probably
04:13
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Joined a cult to make you notice me
I’ll sell you my soul at level three
I’m not sure if there’s a deity
Just know it’s better when you’re with me
My tarot cards are all aligned
I spend my day making shrines
What does your future hold?
I’m already sad and old
You probably
Wouldn’t understand this reference
And you wouldn’t
Even hold my hand at a séance
Reading a book of astrology
I circle constellations randomly
I point out stars in the night air
The ones I highlight are never there
Like a cat and I’m feeling nauseous
I’m always more curious than cautious
You probably
Wouldn’t understand this reference
And you wouldn’t
Even hold my hand at a séance
You probably
Wouldn’t understand this reference
And you wouldn’t
Even hold my hand at a séance
Ask your spirit guide for tips on how to make you miss me more
Now I spend my days resetting crystal balls of ancient lore
Shoes sadly missing mystic symbols up my arm
Waiting to show you the piety of my heavenly charm
Holding a séance won’t bring back your innocence
Burying crystals won’t bring me romance
What does your future hold?
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